Calm down, LOSER

"Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me" Sarah Palin
Poor Sarah is angry about so many things these days. I refer to it as "I need to stay in the spotlight" syndrome.
You lost, get over it, go back to watching Russia for us. We need you to be on the job, guarding our Bering Strait borders. I could care less who your baby daddy is, about your teenage daughter being pregnant, having a baby, or anything else remotely associated with your family.
Go away.
Now that I got that off my chest...
Today is another big day in Illinois politics. First, you should go to the mental floss website and play the "Illinois politican or Sorprano character" quiz. How timely. Second, today is the day that our "innocent" governor comes to Springfield. He will sneak into the Capitol, probably around 11:50, and probably through the south dock, with his entourage of security, or as I like to call them, human bullet proof vests, and will sneak or slime his way up to the Senate floor.
There is something awesome about being in control of the men and women who will soon cause your downfall, even if it is only for a few minutes. You are kind of like a god, only no one worships you or leaves sacrifices at your feet, except of course for Roland Burris.
So then, after he leaves, then we can flip over and listen to the House impeach him for the second time this month. His only sister-in-law, Deb Mell, or as she will soon be called by her colleagues, Patty Lite, may vote for his impeachment. I look for her to be in the bathroom, or on a cruise, during the crucial vote. If she does vote for impeachment, will Rod and Patty still accept her free lunches? Will Rod drag out a group of sisters-in-law to make some lame point?
And what will he do today to embarass us even more? My guess, he will tell the Senate how much he loves them, how they have tried to fight with him against the evil House, and then he may cartwheel his way up the aisle, stopping to shake some hands, kiss some babies, get clocked by Senator Watson.
that would be so cool.
Only because I totally respect Senator Watson and know he could do it. Take him out, Frank, knock him to ground, and I run your campaign for governor for free.