Thursday, January 22, 2009

I fell down and broke my governor

I dont feel like writing too much today. It finally looks like our beloved Governor has decided to go with the insanity arguement. He will not face the Illinois Senate, instead saying he will go on the national airwaves to plead his case.
One word...crazy.
His wife, she of the unibrow, lost her job yesterday afternoon.
They have nothing left.
But he keeps on acting like today is just another day.
Now we all know he is not nuts. He got caught, plain and simple. And is there anyone that will judge him unfit to stand trial based on an insanity defense?
I mean, unless Director of Natural Resources Granberg or Hollywood Dunkin become judges. Thank goodness Jay "hold on, my head is stuck" Hoffman gave up on GRod a few weeks ago and decided it was time to get out of Dodge, or he would have to have applied for a judgeship right now.
Rod is not crazy after all. He is a man in need of saving.
So right now I am offering my services as a pastor. If he needs to talk, I am readily available to counsel him. Does he need a shoulder to cry on, I have two. Does he need a friend, then I am here for him.
It is my calling (see previous posts) and I will do it.
I will be the outstretched hand.
I will be the Jesus he needs.
Oh sure, I will lose some credibility, but I did not have that much anyway.
And I am fulfilling a mission given by God himself. You know, help others.
Maybe if he is crazy enough to believe that insanity is the way to go, he is just crazy enough to reach out to me.
So, if you know the Gov, let him know that there is a lonely blogger in Illinois that wants to help. Let him know he has a friend. Maybe it will help him in the long run.
As always,
I am
not the Junior Senator from Ilinois

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